Traci's Real Bachelorette Party

Traci's shower and bachelorette party were this weekend.  We had lots and lots of fun just getting together and reminiscing about old college memories and getting excited about Traci's upcoming wedding. 

Here are the girls holding our inflatable penii (that's the plural version of penis, right?). 

Mandy is trying to open a bottle of champagne which no one drank.

We ate some tasty engagement rings.  So cute!

I tried my first non-alcoholic beer.  It was okay.  It wasn't beer, that's for sure. 

Traci got lots of fine sexy gifts.  Plus she had to wear the penis necklace which we caught her absentmindedly playing with all night.

I got her this nightie.  (Meee-ooow!)

Amanda got her a few choice things.  Some whip cream...

Some Hershey's syrup....

More chocolate sauce and WET ONES! How thoughtful! It is very messy making homemade sundaes. ;)

She also got her a naughty toy in a box.  We don't need to go into detail on that one.  But did you know you can buy those at Target? I'm not kidding.  Check out the pharmacy section near the razors.  No joke!

I had to take a picture of this gift.  It was one of two that Holly's dad wrapped.  Not only does he love Dale Earnhardt, but he also loves professional gift wrapping.  He's really good at it too.  Very artistic.  I wish I would have gotten a better picture.  It was perfectly wrapped with only a couple pieces of tape.  It could have been a Grand Champion 4-H project!  Amazing!

After we opened gifts, we played Pin the P___ on the Man.  Those yellow things are our P_____s.  Look at cute little Mattie asleep on the couch.  It was a long night for her. :)

And poor poor Mattie... guess where we put all of our P____s after we were done with them?  Poor pup! :)