Boys Who Turn 30 Are Still Boys

We went down to Indy this weekend for Stafford's 30th birthday party. Now... the Staffords know how to party.

I mean, anyone with a coconut bra would know how to party!

There was a bags tournament.

...where Andrew took some time to do a little dance.

There was a grown man wearing size YOUTH MEDIUM swim trunks.

There was slapping for no reason.

The Slip N Slide was a big hit. I'm sorry, the Slip N SlideS. There were 4 in a row.

Here are some of the Slip N Sliders, bruised, cut and bleeding. Those things are dangerous!

Lower and Travis were the winners of the Bags Tournament. The trophy was a mannequin... because why not, right?

Later in the evening there was a rousing game of Sloppy Die. Yes, I was jealous. It looked like so much fun! Next year! :)

And finally there was wrestling... and again that creepy mannequin.

I believe this was an Alpha Male contest. It was very interesting. I believe in the end it was a draw because we told them to stop because one of them was going to die. When it was all over, they stood up and shook hands, complimented each other and went on with their lives.

BOYS ARE WEIRD.

Here's some video proof of all the fun that was had by the party-goers. Sorry for the violence of the wrestling match. It gets a little intense at times so avert your eyes if you get a little freaked out.