The first ride we went on was the Jungle Cruise.
You ride on a boat through the jungle and listen to your Jungle Cruise Director tell stories about the many jungles of the world.
Watch out for that snake!
Oh look at the elephants playing in the water!
That rhino sure looks ANGRY! Look at the hyenas laughing at those men!
This hippo is tired.
The ride goes on and on like that. The tour guide makes some sarcastic jokes here and there to keep the adults entertained and everyone looks at the fun animals. Yay. So yeah, anyway, this was our very first ride at Disney and we were all excited. We stood in like for maybe 30 seconds because of Wheelio G-ma. They put us on first and we got to sit in the very front of the boat right next to the tour guide. He liked us because we laughed at his lame-o jokes. No one else was really paying attention. So here is a picture of our friendly Jungle Cruise Tour Guide. Did I mention it was like 3 million degrees out and he was sweating through his clothes?
I guarantee you this man loves his job. :) (Murderball Mammy really liked him!)
Moving on with the story... the ride comes to the close and the boat pulls up to the dock. He's announcing into his microphone "Wait for it.... wait for it... wait for it..." as the boat gets closer and closer. The boat abruptly stops and his curt reply was "Get Out." There were a few laughs. Then he says, "Oh I'm sorry. MAGICALLY.... Get out."
It was quite humorous. Oh, they train them so well at Disney.
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