STORY TIME!!!

Yes, we came back from Orlando with LOTS of stories.  They are probably better told in person but I will do my best to recapture that magic.

First story comes from the "It's a Small World" ride.  When we were getting in line for the ride, we asked a staff member to kindly point us in the direction of the Wheelchair Line.  As we were walking away, a gentleman seen here in the red shirt:

began yelling at the staff member screaming, "WE WALKED ALL THE WAY UP TO THE FRONT OF THIS LINE AND NO ONE TOLD US THAT THERE WAS A WHEELCHAIR LINE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? HOW DARE YOU NOT TELL US WHERE TO GO" etc etc.  We quickly ran away because it's in our genetics to run from confrontation. :)  We easily got on the ride and floated through the multi-cultural suicide enhancer.  As we floated and hummmed the mind-numbing song, we laughed about the nutjob at the entrance.  As our boat pulls up to the exit, we see Red Shirt Guy AGAIN! He's now yelling at the staff member trying to help people off the boats.  We realize he has DROPPED SOMETHING IN THE WATER!!! KARMA, SON! He is screaming at the staff member trying to reach in the water.  The staff member is yelling "SIR YOU NEED TO STAY BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE!"

So we quickly run away once again and make our way up the ramp (but not before I snap two quick pics).  As we are exiting, we see the woman in the scooter shown in the picture above.  As we're passing by her, she's saying to her friend, "AND CARL'S DOWN THERE ACTING LIKE A LUUUUNATIC!"
HAHAHAHAAAA!! It was very exciting.  We never figured out what was dropped in the water though.  It was white, maybe a hankerchief?


Second story.....
Epcot, country of France.  We HAD to stop in France for pastries.  Of course! So we stopped at La Petite Patisserie.  The young men were actually French (or really good at inpersonating French men).  We grabbed our pastries and brought them up to the cashier.  I forgot I was wearing my Minnie ears until the young French man said, "Hello Minnie."  Only with a French accent, it sounds a little more like "Aaaahhhllllooooo Meeeeeeneeeeee..."  Verrry sexy, no? Haha!  I gave him my debit card to pay.  He swiped it and said, "Invalid Card."  Only in french sexiness, it sounds like "Eeeenvaleeeed caarrrrrrrd."  HAHA!!  It wasn't eenvaleed luckily.  Phew! But I had to get my picture taken with him because his name was Tristan (which is my friend's husband's name) and it always makes for a good story!! :) So here we are, Meeeeeneeee and Tristan. 

Finally, this picture needs no story.  Everyone has heard the legend of Morgan the Glowing Sword Warrior.  Hiiiiii-YAH!

Yes, that's right, folks.  Morgan has gotten so advanced in bloggery (or coding) that she can make her own animated gif!! YAY!!!